Monday, September 1, 2008

Iran "Arrests" Squirrels

In the "Oh come on!" category, check this out.

Rumor has it that a moose whose name starts with Bull (no pun intended but I enjoy it nonetheless) put up bail money and then, with suspect Rocky in tow, skipped town. Now, Boris and Natasha are on the hunt.

Another rumor has it, according to what I can recall from a Wait Wait Don't Tell Me show, that Dick Cheney turned to the President and said: "Ok, we tried your idea. Now let me get back to work."

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